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Elija (they/them) is a senior at Washington College pursuing an Anthropology major and minors in German and Creative Writing. Born in Oklahoma and raised in Virginia, Elija currently resides in Maryland with their two emotional support guinea pigs. An avid science fiction reader and writer (okay, so maybe they also indulge in strange science fiction shows from the 90’s), they also enjoy hiking, music, and crafting.
Despite having not spoken to her in months, my mother had found out about my engagement. I remember not even being surprised. My family collectively has a big mouth,
